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FAQs
1.
What's going on here?
Well, it's quite simple actually. See we started seeing these pixel sites
popping up recently and saw people making big bucks with them. And, since
we are internet marketers by trade we were of course curious. So we
watched, and we waited and wouldn't you know it - the thing kept growing. Oh,
the idea is to take our decade of internet marketing experience and apply it to
the pixel market. To tell the truth, we thought this whole pixel thing
would fizzle out in a few weeks, but hey, everyone can be wrong once in a while.
Alright, down to brass tacks. We're going to build the biggest damn pixel empire
the world has ever seen. Muhahahahaha!!!
No, really. We are great marketers and we're going to
market these pixel pages like madmen. You buy pixels we send tons of traffic to
them, savvy? For every dollar we make we are going to put a portion of it back
into marketing. Did you catch that bit? You buy a bit of the page (pixel
wise) and we make sure people are looking and clicking. "Clickety Clickety"
that's what you want online.
Hence the reason we have 3 seperate pixel pages and the Pixel
List (the official worldwide pixel page directory). We make em and link em and
send massive traffic with press, search, email, banners, the friggin works. You
get lotsa people clicking on your little ad (your big ad if your smart)... and I
mean lotsa people, and they all go to you site and buy whatever you are selling.
It's simple, it's easy, it works. Need proof? Ask anyone, the site with the most
traffic makes the most money, end of story. So, chop, chop, let's go, get
yourself a share of the hottest traffic available on the net right
here.
You buy pixels, we host your banner for at least the next five
years and you end up with an endless stream of basically free traffic. These
pixel pages are going viral right now and we're here to make sure ours doesn't
stop. The first pixel page went from zero to a half million hits a month in 5
weeks with just a tiny bit of press!! Imagine the kind of traffic you'll get
with us pushing visitors from dozens of different sources directly to the page
with your pixel ad on it?
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2.
Who are you guys?
We are Merlin Holmes and Harris Fellman. We've been
living off the internet for about a decade and I guess you could say we find the
waves and ride them. This, my friend is what you would call a big wave. (It remains to
be seen if it will actually become a Tsunami or not ...) But for now, grab your surf board and come along
for the ride. We are in with some of the top marketing minds on the great World
Wide Web and they all agree, "pixels are here to stay." Some people thought it
was a fad at first, they were wrong.
We are here to make money. Do you want us to help you make
money too?
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3.
How did you get the idea?
Ah, good question. We didn't. Like any REALLY good marketers we saw a product
that was selling like mad and improved on the idea to make it sell even more.
How do you sell more pixels? You deliver more value to your customers. We take a
decade of online marketing and turn it all toward the mighty pixel. Value,
that's the name of the game in marketing. So all of our customers get more value
than they can handle for every pixel they
purchase.
Meaning, a whole buncha traffic to their sites.
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4.
How much does
a pixel cost?
Hmmm...are you talking about one little pixel? You can't just buy one pixel. One
pixel is this big []. Didja notice that there's nothing in between the brackets?
One single solitary pixel is too damn small to see. So, you buy pixels in 10 by
ten squares, or 100 pixels at a time and you put your own fancy little picture
in the box, or if your smart you buy many boxes at once and put a bigger,
prettier picture in it. The bigger and better looking your picture is the more
people will click on it. Clickety clickety... remember?
But, we have three different pixel homepages for you to choose
from and the cost to advertise is listed below:
Hundred
Thousand Dollar Homepage : 10 cents per pixel, $10 US per square
Quarter
Million Dollar Homepage: 25 cents per pixel, $25
US per square
Five
Hundred Thousand Dollar Homepage: 50 cents per pixel, $50 US per
square
How do you choose which home page to advertise on? If I were
you I'd buy space on all three so you get the benefit of three times the traffic
to your site, but wait there's more.....
For a limited time we're offering a bonus.
If you buy
$100 worth of pixels you will get 4 squares on
Hundred
Thousand Dollar Homepage, 2 squares on
Quarter Million Dollar
Homepage, and 1 square on
Five
Hundred Thousand Dollar Homepage
all for only $100. Whoa, hang on a sec,
that's $140 worth of space for $100. Oh well, too late I already typed
it. So, for a limited time (translation: until my partner reads this page and
makes me take this down) you can snatch up $140 worth of advertising space
across 3 different, highly trafficked pages for only $100. Of course if you want
more space than that the same formula applies...$1000 means 40 squares, 20
squares, 10 squares on the three pages and $1400 worth of space for $1000.
5.
How long will the sites be online?
The sites will be online for 5 years guaranteed, however the aim is to keep the sites online forever (guess
we'd better put some directions in our wills ;-).
Your ads will never change, unless we approve it. So you'd better
make sure you really want a flood of traffic to whatever site you're advertising
with us, upgrade your servers, get plenty of product in stock, and all that
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6.
That's it for
now
Ask more
questions and we'll post more FAQs.
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